Guatemalan Slingshot


a maneuver done during s-xual intercourse, usually after -rg-sm. the male -n-lly penetrates the female in a doggy style or bent over fashion, then pulls out his p-n-s, taps his partner on the shoulder to get her to turn around, and then pulls his erection back and lets go, flicking onto the face of his partner a combination of pheses, s-m-n, and whatever other miscellanious fluids, solids, g-sses, or occasionally plasmas may be present on the p-n-s at that time.
“so i heard robby was taking it in the -ss from his owner last night!”

“that’s not all, when sam was done with him she hit him with a guatemalan slingshot!”

“well, you know… it’s gotta end with you looking like a b-tch.”

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