Guatemalan Surprise
when a caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of mayan decent… in an attempt to -ssimilate them and strip them of their “gringo” ways.
we just experienced a guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel
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small crab like creature that crawl in ur -ss while you’re sleeping after you’ve had s-x with a relative. its those d-mn grindhoosering pilferunds causing you -rs- pains.
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