guatos


sc-mmy guys from guatamala who live next door. they think all redheads are lindsay lohan.
those d-mn guatos are screaming “it’s lindsay lohan” out the window to my redheaded friend again.
a guatemalian someone from guatemala
i got mad so i said f-ck the guatos.
they’re like mexicans, except shorter. deprived from the word guatamalan. such persons are often employed in roofing and/or landscaping to improve the agriculture and shelter for those of us that didn’t illegally hop the border. guatos tend to hit on anything that appears to have t-tties and sport funky 80’s haircuts with walmart clothing and crusty toes.
that dirty guato is carressing my gr-ss and eyeing my dog.

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