Gudger
1) a very slow moving or sloth like person. an individual who is always arriving much later than antic-p-ted.
2) an unofficial measurement of time which is about an hour behind standard time.
get off the couch, change your pajamas and wash your hair! quit being a f-cking gudger!
or
david: we are late for the movie. has anyone seen jonathan?
matt: we should see him later, he is on gudger standard time.
1.when f-cking a girl you -j-c-l-t- in no more than 5 pumps
2.to f-ck a girl prematurely -j-c-l-t- then (a)not be able to get hard again or (b) f-ck her again but go limp during s-x. either way resulting in the girl leaving and never talking to you again and forever being embar-ssed.
i was f-cking this girl the other night and pulled a gudger, she hasnt talked to me since and wont answer my texts.
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