guerneville
the gayest place on earth. do not visit during big bear week!
do you ever get the feeling that everyone in guerneville is gay?
a place that is very nice and quiet during the off-season, but then turns very touristy in the summer and early fall. most of these tourists are gay guys that come from san francisco. but overall is a very cool place that i call home.(:
warning- do not visit during lazy bear weekend!
person 1: hey dude look to your left!
person 2: oh holy guacamole horse sh-t i just vomited in my mouth and am now scarred for life!!!
person 3: yep, seeing two guys making out on the street corner is the norm in guerneville on lazy bear weekend and most of the summer. get used to it d-ck-wad.
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