Guerrilla Camping
the act of sleeping where one is not allowed.
guerrilla camping entails but is not limited to: parking at a derelict church with “gone camping. g-d bless!” scrawled on paper and attached to the wipers, breaking into an abandoned summer camp, taking funny pills, looting all the cabins, finding a stash of cowboy hats, speaking like you’re from deadwood, playing harmonica in a state of inebriation, having the retrospective good fortune of not getting your hands on a canoe, looking for fuel for your torch, determining that psalms is your least favorite book, and hoping you can remember which direction that church was in the morning.
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