guess what
words used to build antic-p-tion, usually followed by something totally boring.
“guess what?”
“what?”
“i’ve decided to sign up for spanish 3 blahblahblah”
a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase “chicken b-tt.” good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.
child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken b-tt!
silly rabbit: -sshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly -ss rhymes to make me look bad. i’m getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let’s see who’s silly now.
me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken b-tt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
when you use the sentence guess what the other person is not allowed to use what as a response they, have to guess in a timely manner or suffer dire consequences
guess what……
what…….
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