Guesstigate
the process of resolving a problem with little or no actual details, facts or clues.
help desk e-mail received at work: please explain how the hours worked for the day are calculated for this employee.
response: you must provide the employee name or id and day you are referencing so i can -ssist with this inquiry.
comment to co-worker: i’m so tired of having to guesstigate for these people!
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