Guevas


colombian slang for b-lls (t-st-cl-s).
me pican mucho las guevas.

my b-lls really itch
a dumb-ss and/or r-t-rd
ashley: do cats really have 9 lives??
mike: wattt!?!?!
ashley: i guess not…
mike: que?…… (long silence)… guevaaa!!!

lazy, laziness, being lazy.

alternate forms of the word:

guevon (a guy who is lazy)
guevonada (a bunch of lazyness)
guevona (a girl who is lazy)
1. estoy tirando gueva (i’m being lazy)

2. tengo gueva (i’m feeling lazy)

3. person1: come with me to the store
person2: ughhhh no.
person1: why not?
person1: es la gueva (it’s the lazyness)

4. person1: come with me to the store
person2: ayy no, que gueva. (ugh no,
what lazyness).
the word is used in colombia to mean “b-lls”, as in the male genetalia.
juan no tiene las güevas para decírmelo en la cara.

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