Guido Burrito
noun: a self proclaimed guido of latin descent. most common origin is the southwest. guido burritos take part in normal guido activities and live by the motto gym, tan, laundry. unlike their italian counterparts, they are not typically as muscular. in the guido burrito culture it is also acceptable to use m-ss amounts of of hair spray, and wear a rosary solely in an attempt to be fashionable. other guido burrito fashion consists of affliction and tapout apparel. most common sightings occur at local bars and clubs throughout the southwest.
look at that guido burrito over there. actin’ like he’s straight out of jersey. more like straight out of the barrio.
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