guido stache
the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido’s who couldn’t afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner p-rn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.
bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
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