Guido’s Elbow


often occurs after a guido performs a m-ssive amount of fist pumping for a prolonged period of time. similar to tennis elbow; just much more jacked and tan. side-effects of this ailment can include: elbow soreness, swelling in the elbow, inability to effectively consume jaeger-bombs, and r-t-rds a guido’s ability to partake in their ritualistic pumping of the fist.
man 1: why is that guido pumping his fist so awkwardly?
man 2: he was at an all night rave and pumped his fist so hard he contracted guido’s elbow.
man 1: wow that sucks. f-cking guidos…

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