guild party
a guild party is when all the memebers of the guild get together and engage in unprotected big gay s-x. mr gregg greets everyone at the door with sneaky castros and dutch staircases. then nick gets naked lies spread eag on the floor on takes on the hole guild in his -sshole while mr hardcore gives him a trolls foot. afterwards the bull gets -ss f-cked by a big gay porcupine while big black adrian feasts on greggs -sshole. next they all get in a circle and shove red hot irons up each member’s p-ssholes, after this episode they give all the freshmen guild members j-panese snowstorms and if its a special occasion they will call in big gay koizumi himself. after initiating the mannie freshes they then beat eachother off into one big great cup, mix the j-zz with horse c-m and daves insanity sauce and drink up!! finally then end the party by givin everyone a mustache ride and portuguese breakfasts to everyone but the freshmen, they make them go shrimpin with 19 big gay armed madillos
me: hey man did you hear about the guild party tonight?
gregg: you dude i’m givin out sneaky castros and trolls foots. are you goin?
me: no thanks.
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