guillotine

extreme woman m-ffin top that you need to lift up when you wanna engage in s-xual intercourse with a ginormous rhino of a chick. when that m-ffin top flops back down after insertion, it basically does to your d-ck what a guillotine used to do to people’s heads.
george: “whatsup dude how’s your p-n-s?”

tom: “not too good man, last night i f-cked this b-tch while i was really drunk and she definitely was packin the guillotine”
a submission often seen in no-gi bjj or mma; also great for self-defence.
the rugby kid leg tackled me with his head down…. i just whipped in a guillotine and choked that jock out.
a prank when you are over a friends house, and you call his girlfriend and tell her he wants a bl-wj-b, then hide in the closet. when she is sucking his c-ck, you jump out of the closet naked and surprise her, causing her to bite down on your friend’s d-ck.
wow that guillotine left a mark on my d-ck for months
a s-xual position involving two females and one male partic-p-nt. the two females spread legs and meet v-g-n–to-v-g-n- (also known as scissoring) and the male inserts his p-n-s into the center; so named the guillotine because his ‘head’ gets cutoff by the scissors.
i lost my crucial head to a guillotine with two skeezers i took home from the bar last night.
v. to hide a b-n-r putting your p-n-s in the natural/straight-up position. the p-n-s log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits…if someone lifts your shirt, they’ll see your head saying hi
i had to guillotine my p-n-s so my teacher didn’t notice my b-n-r when he asked me to p-ss up to the blackoboard…
the act of squatting over one’s -n-s and lowering your scr-t-m into the open orifice. your partner then proceeds to clench their -n-s closed once the t-st-cl-s are inserted. thus, simulating the function of the well known, french guillotine. the -n-s is the “blade” and the s-m-n is the “blood” after said “artificial execution”.
“i was feeling a little historical last night, so i made my girlfriend give me the guillotine”
pr-nounced: qwuillinatinay. a contraption for slicing things, like bananas or heads.
dude, we could totally make a rub-goldberg machine that ends with a guillotine slicing a banana.