Guiness


common misspelling of guinness
dude, i can’t even spell guiness
an irish stout that is known as a household name. very good drink and used in irish recipies like coffee and cakes.
guy: y’know, mick, i’ll take a guiness, it’s my 5-month anniversery with my date.
bartender: take two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
guy:thanks.
the art of -j-c-l-t-ng on a females face then proclaiming “brilliant!”
tom blew a guiness in tina’s face!!
a person that is inexplicable. guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. you will often find yourself double taking a “guiness” statement. through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. when you first meet a guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.
“that is so guiness.”
a chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond afro style hair cut.
is it just me or does that guiness smell funny
a majority black gang bang, the whites giving the head and the blacks c-mmin up the rear.

“crikey i did’nt half enjoy that guiness last night”

“nothing like a nice guiness, good for the heart”
1. guiness is buff
2.guiness is fit
3. guiness is guiness
i love guiness (robbie orr)

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