guinness eels
the name given to live born young that result from a night of drinking alot of guinness.
the young are often born in rivers and semi private places near bars and sailors.
singular: guiness eel if only one intact log is present.
“you lads down stream swimming, watch out! guinness eels headed your way!”
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