Guinness hair


the revolting trend which refuses to die – sk-nky girls that die their hair in sections, the top being blonde, the underneath black. the victim is under the delusion that the two toned effect is s-xy, as well as the delusion that it is still 1999.

usually teamed with white pants and a boyfriend called darryl who drives a rx7.
“ew! can you smell stale s-x and red door perfume? betcha it’s that girl over there with the guinness hair”…

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