guitar tie


a tie…made with a guitar.

you take a guitar and smash it on top of someone’s head. the neck of the guitar will make a tie.

warning: if done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
a guitar tie can be quite humorous…

but is breaking a guitar really worth it?

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