Guitargarita


the type of margarita/daquiri/watered-down-cheap-rum-ice-and-sugar-water beverage commonly found in las vegas insice of $12 worth of hollow plastic guitar (adorned with straw) dangling from the necks of tourists/visiting alcoholics from other states. you will many times see a gaggle of guitargaritans traveling together down the strip (possibly as a way to protect their young/fend off predators) as they engage in (attempts at) conducting mating rituals.
carter: “hey, now that we finally made it to vegas, you guys wanna get waaaaaasted?”
austin: “yeah! we should get guitargaritas! wouldn’t that be hot b-ttered elves?”
carter #2: “awww, awesome! if we get our beverages put into guitar-shaped containers, women will have s-x with us!”
group: “horray!”
random p-sser-by: “say- i’m trying to get to the four queens. can you point me in the right direction?”

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