Gulf Breeze

a small city in the panhandle of florida known to have many wealthy people living there and an a school – gulf breeze high school. this school has a variety of students from preppy rich druggies to the wicken worshipers who have crazy colored hair. known as the gulf breeze dolphins. have a pretty sucky football program, but the school still greatly promotes it through pep rallies. all of the other sports are pretty good! the city has a lot of stay at home moms who play tennis and all of their daughters are best friends. also consists of a lot of doctors & lawyers. mostly conservative republican area. also very near pensacola beach, which has the worlds whitest beaches (despite the bp oil spill) and right across a bridge from pensacola.
i live in gulf breeze florida and go to gulf breeze high – but i don’t do drugs and i’m not rich or stuck-up.
a small town right outside of pensacola, fl. the town is full of rich, white, preppy guys and girls who have lived very sheltered lives and don’t know the value of a dollar because their mommies and daddies by them everything. the town is also home to a semi-large crowd of hipsters who destroy themselves on hard drugs and tell everyone that they’re wiccan (even though they know nothing about wicca). there is also a group of wannabe “rednecks” in the town who spend their days mudding in the trucks that their parents bought them. in cl-ss you can hear their banter about how big their trucks are (but you never hear about how small their p-n-ses are). the local high school’s football team is mediocre at best, yet somehow the apes on the team still act like they mean something. all in all, it’s one sh-tty town.
gulf breeze sucks.
a small, boring town in the florida panhandle lying next to pensacola. gulf breeze is mostly composed of rich potheads, who are shallow and arrogant. gulf breeze high school is where the annoying dope smokers attend school, only to fail most of their cl-sses despite the school’s horrible curriculum. the girls often wear booty shorts barely covering their -sses and a low-cut hollister shirt. the guys wear either board shorts, khakis, or jeans, along with a surfy t-shirt or a polo, along with topsiders or vans. these are the same people who are spoiled beyond belief by their parents, despite being expelled/suspended from school for drug use. there are some decent people in gulf breeze though.
however, gulf breeze can be a charming town- you can walk pretty much anywhere and you’re ten minutes away from pensacola beach.

gulf breeze is good in most sports except for football, which they completely suck at because gulf breeze is pretty much all white people. in the 2010-2011 school year, the football team won their first game in years against arnold high, which is in panama city. gulf breeze does have a really good soccer team though. their band is also pretty good.

a place where everyone gossips about eachother, lies, and stabs everyone in the back. the people of gulf breeze are typically referred to as “breezers.”
i hate gulf breeze.

-person a: “did you hear that _____ wrecked her brand new lexus?”
-person b: “yeah, her parents just bought her a new bmw.”

-pothead a: “hey man, let’s go smoke weed behind taco bell after school on friday.”

-breezer 1: “let’s spread rumors about _____.”
-breezer 2: “that sounds like a splendid idea!”
-victim of the rumors spread ends up being labeled as a sl-t and loses all of her friends-
-breezers 1 & 2 laugh maliciously and sneer at the victim in the hallways of school-
unable to find a better place to live incompetent vanessa rants at the interweb. she enjoys sending grammatically impaired threats to urban dictionary.
“i’m just a humble citizen of this community but i think our city officials would probably show interest in the description of gulf breeze in your dictionary and i think this town has the financial backing to pursue a legal issue with slander… unless it mysteriously disappears….it may be fun for you but do you want that financial burden?”

needlessly prefixing thoughts with “i think” is a gulf breeze affliction.
a small town in the florida panhandle that has all types of white people. you have druggies, nerds, band geeks, preps (most in gulf breeze), jocks, wannabe rednecks, and wannabe gangsters (none realize they are in fact white). most don’t have the privilege of knowing what it’s like to work a day in your life. they also flunk out of college (first semester) because the curriculum at gbhs sucks!

as for sports, the football team is basically just there to be dummies for other teams. yet somehow they still think they’re the sh-t… who knew that winning two games in three years made you cool? their girls’ soccer team lives on legacy alone, and to prove that they couldn’t even win the t-tle of district champs in their own stadium. the score was like 4 or 5 for the other team, 3 for the refs, and none for gulf breeze. suck it, b-tches. the volleyball team is no doubt pretty kick -ss. golf is decent, though no one really pays attention to golf except for the players. sad, but true. and even though it really isn’t a sport, their band? puh-lease! size isn’t everything, fyi. you can still suck when you’re big. and as most of you are s-xually active, you probably knew this already. and just because you made straight superiors at a compet-tion where your director was in charge of hiring the judges does not mean you’re awesome. it actually just means you can’t accomplish anything without a biased judges’ table present. especially considering how sick your trumpets sound.
man, i would never wanna live in gulf breeze. that place is full of such sk-nky preps and b-tches who think they’re so great.