similar to the friend zone, where one person (usually a woman) keeps a member of the opposite s-x available as a safety net for a potential future relationship, a fallback to provide for the person and/or their children in case the prospects for a better relationship all fall through (ie better looking, more money).
the term is inspired by the movie forrest gump, where the character jenny curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted hiv/aids. after she realizes she’s dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to forrest gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming forrest is the father. she also potentially infected forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
jenny kept forrest gump in the eponymous “gump zone”.
- i hate myself and want to die
the name of a kick-ss song by nirvana. the t-tle was sarcastic and was also going to be the t-tle of their final alb-m in 1993, t-tled in utero. this song’s t-tle is know very screwed up because kurt was murdered in 1994. i hate myself and want to die is a great song.
to get high on drugs. i’m totally sh-tritzing it on new year’s eve.
- daniel lester
phillip lester’s daddy daddy daniel lester
- salty almond
when a man defecates then -j-c-l-t-s on his feces. he then let’s it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner. this can be carried out man to man or man to woman. she was into the skat sh-t, so i gave her a salty almond.
the same as “twinning” but with three friends… the three of us all had on matching johnny cash shirts. we were totally tripleting!!!