being hurt in the behind, normally while running.
“i was paintballing the other day and as i was changing positions i was gumped”
to be under the influence of marijuanna.
i was so gumped last night i ate four hot pockets, a package of bagel bites, and two double cheese burgers.
a photograph that has been altered, usually by the insertion of persons or objects not present in the original. by -n-logy, similar alterations applied to other media. “gumped” is derived from the movie “forrest gump” which featured historical footage into which the t-tle character was digitally inserted.
that gumped photo of w. huffing nitrous oxide was a gas.
social rejection, cast away due to lack of coolness
hank’s rep is gumped because he hangs out with tom, and tom is a nerdy dipstich.
“i just got gumped by a buncha peens”
person who’s mother smoked too much weed or drank too much homade liquor while he was in the womb, and the person ended up born a complete moron like the t-tle character in forrest gump. an insult used against someone.
guy : man, there’s something seriously wrong with that boy.
girl: leave him alone his mother smoked tons of weed while he was on the way. it’s not his fault he’s gumped
having borrowed someone’s lighter and then forgotten to return it.
last time i let suzie use my lighter she gumped it.
to be shot in the -ss.
derived from the movie forrest gump.
where forrest gets shot in the -ss.
when we was playing paint ball.
i gumped his -ss.
to horribly mess up a situation through blatant idiocy
hahaha, you gumped the h-ll out that man.
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- nudes etiqutte 101
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shame on you 1)man smoy 2)”i skipped cl-ss today” said jamie. “smoy” ~ alex anything you want it to mean! 1.omg man smoy! 2. smoy that 3. go smoy yourself 4. i love smoy! a noun meaning a ‘smart boy’; anyone who is able to get an a on one of mr. smith’s ap physics […]
- pulled a shamsul
running into doors for a lack of paying attention; said in context to near-invisible gl-ss doors more often than not. he pulled a shamsul at the mall’s entrance, much to the amus-m-nt of his older brother. mr. black’s new in-laws were not impressed when he pulled a shamsul on his way out.
- boomerang friends
friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back. kevin is one of my boomerang friends. after every fight i think i’ll never see him again. but then, he boomerangs back into my life.