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the period of time beginning at the end of the use your illusion m-ssive world tour. this period of time is still open as gnr has not retired…. yet. after uyiwt use your illusion world tour the band once known for comprising rock legends like slash and gilby clarke, started to disintegrate. axl rose, the only member from the original lineup who is also known for his severe anger issues, started to have discussions with everyone for everything in the band. one by one, the band said:

the following is only a dramatization!

slash: (infuriated because axl rose put paul tobias guitar over slash’s guitar) axl wtf is f-ckin wrong with you man, i’m your f-cking guitarist, i’m the best f-ckin guitarist in the whole f-ckin universe and you put this f-ckin n00b to play instead of me, wtf is f-ckin wrong with you sob!

axl rose: you f-ckin -sshole how dare you f-ckin talk to me that f-ckin way you stupid pr-ck. you should be grateful i gave you a f-ckin spot in gnr you moron you should be f-ckin sucking my b-lls.

slash: you know what axl, f-ck you, f-ck your band, f-ck your f-cking uyiwt you wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for me. i am tired of this bullsh-t go f-ck yourself.

(-slams door- gets the f-ck out and goes start a new project called slash’s snakepit, which is very succesful).

matt sorum: (about paul tobias sayin sh-t bout slash) yo axl how the f-ck can you allow this f-ckin n00b of tobias to say sh-t about slash? slash made us famous man, slash was the f-ckin star of the uyiwt wtf you should kill that f-ckin n00b.

axl rose: well mr. bigshot i’m too good for this sh-t and i can tell axl rose wtf to do, this is my f-ckin band, tobias is my f-ckin guitarist, slash is no longer my f-ckin guitarist, from the minute slash left that f-ckin door, anyone can say sh-t bout him even f-ckin tobias. but you are a little son of a b-tch who think’s “i’m better than axl rose so i can tell this b-tch what to do”. well, guess what -sshole, you are not. get the f-ck out of my f-ckin band. from this f-ckin moment on, your -ss is f-ckin fired.

(gets the f-ck out of gnr).

duff mckagan: hey axl man, look we are cool and everything, but man, this aint the same without slash and dave so man i can’t work like this you know?

axl rose: i have 13 words for you: if you want to f-ckin leave get the f-ck out then -sshole.

(leaves gnr leaving axl rose as the only original member of the band).

(slash, sorum, and mckagan grouped with stone temple pilots’ lead singer scott weiland to form velvet revolver. band that at the moment is very succesful).

(axl rose thinks that he can still make songs like november rain sound good without the members who made it famous and with his voice that as of 2006 sounds awfully bad.

disclaimer: i consider gnr to be one of the f-ckin best bands ever in the whole world. i like their work from 1993 to the past. however, when axl rose got greedy and c-cky, it was then when all started to come down. i agree, axl rose is a great singer, and he was famous ’cause of that. but nowadays, his voice it is just not the same. same sh-t with the current members. they cannot take slash’s, sorum’s and mckagan’s place. word of advice for axl rose: die with dignity man, retire today, and be remembered as one of the f-ckin best bands of the 20th century.

peace
guns n roses after 1993. i believe gnr was a great band until 1993. after this year, however, axl rose’s -ss got c-cky and with a feeling of “im the f-ckin best and everyone can blow me”. this led to the eventual downfall of gnr. the most similar thing that nowadays resembles gnr is velvet revolver. it is just like rage against the machine. three of the original members left the group to join chriss cornell of soundgarden to create audioslave, band which enjoys great popularity.