gurgi
a type of prost-tute (male or female) that spends many months chatting with you online before ever having s-x with you for money in person. they usually use specific key phrases and words to reinforce their relationship with their customers, who also use these same phrases back for identification. they like to hang around unorthodox chat rooms, sometimes mmorpgs or perhaps other non-conventional sites.
some of these phrases include:
i <3 you.
aww 🙂
u r soo cute!
"i spent all night trying to play kdice with that gurgi sl-tting himself, what has this world come to?"
its a poker hand, when you get 7 and 5 of the same suit, its called a gurgi.
starting hand
dealing pocket cards: 7c, 5c<------the gurgi
john smith jr folds
guss raises $1,800
pokerface_2009 folds
kb video raises $3,200
guss calls
dealing flop: 5d, 5h, 7s<----------gurgi flop
kb video bets $3,000
guss calls
dealing turn: 9h
kb video checks
guss checks
dealing river: js
kb video bets $3,000
guss raises $6,000
kb video calls
guss shows 7c, 5c for a full house, fives full of sevens
kb video shows jc, as for two pair, jacks and fives
guss wins main pot $22,920<-----------gurgi win
guss wins side pot $990
kb video stands up
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