Gurjinder

the kind of dumb -ss who thinks he’s a 10, but is actually a strong 7.5 (and that’s with no clothes on)!
gurjinder: d-mn, i look hot -puts on shades-
rest of society + his mom: wow, his birth was an accident… where’s the reset b-tton? #c-cky
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gurjinder is such a player/poser that you can get std, aids or ebola by just sitting next to him. p.s. he’d f-ck anything in sight #h-rny#-ss#nigguh
kathy: hey brittany, you’ll never believe the cuty i sat next to in english cl-ss today.
brittany: who?

kathy: the new kid, gurjinder.

britanny: omg kathy, i’m bringing you to the hospital asap!
kathy: dafuq? why?
britanny: girl, you prolly got some major stds by just being near him…i’m surprised he didn’t try to hump your leg like a dog!
gurjinder is the type of slob that eats pizza like he’s eating p-ssy.
andrew: -enters cafeteria- hey dude, let’s go sit next to gurjinder for lunch.
eric: wait, no. he’s having pizza.
andrew: so? what’s the problem?

eric: have you seen his face man?! he’s looks like he’s eating p-ssy! let’s sit with civilized people…
name originating from punjab (most likely jatt) of a guy who is a total c-cky -ss douche bag. probably wealthy, but still can’t get laid because he’s fugly as h-ll #struggle. this m-f- is a typical manwh-r- who has no standards in the women he flirts with and is both materialistic and perverted. this douche is the ultimate combination of an -sshole and a player. gurjinder is renowned for having a microscopically small d-ck, but not nearly as small as his malfunctioning brain.
katie: oh my god, look how hot gurjinder is! he would make the perfect hubby.
annie: ummm… no dumb hoe. that douche probably has std from all the girls he tried… he’s as used as an 80 year-old prost-tute’s v-g-n-.
katie: oh shut up annie, i’m sure he’d make the cutest kids <3. annie: how? his d-ck is so small, it’s non-existent.