Gurkha
incredibly bad-ss nepalese warriors known for their sybolic khukuri blades of disembowlment and decapitation, and their contributions to the armies of britan, india, and nepal. there have been cases of gurkha warriors fighting off over 30 people at a time.
if a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a gurkha.
ultimate alpha bad-sses from the mountains of nepal. bred in fire and brimstone, it’s been scientifically proven that gurkhas are the manliest men of all time. they fight for nepal, india and the united kingdom, and march into battle weilding their kukri ‘knives’ to the tune of ‘rap gamez callin’ by stevie stone. the united nations are investigating whether the use of gurkha in battle const-tutes a war crime, and recently decl-ssified doc-ments from the uk ministry of defence have revealed that the trident nuclear programme is a myth, and in fact the british nuclear deterrent has always consisted solely of the brigade of gurkhas.
preparing for an airborne -ssualt during the malaya emergency, a british colonel asked the leader of a platoon of gurkhas if they would be prepared to jump from a c130. somewhat to the colonel’s surprise, the gurkha sergeant requested a day to talk it over with his men. the next day, the gurkha duly reported that they would do it, but only over marshy ground with the aicraft flying at no more than 100ft.
‘but at a hundred feet the parachutes wouldn’t work,’ the colonel explained.
the gurkha replied, ‘parachutes? no-one mentioned parachutes!’
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