gurneesh


one who has a strong p-ssion for alcohol. often -ssociated with the union of gurby. beautiful yet lacks basic common sense, made up by excellent dancing skills. do not disturb such a person in early hours of the morning, can be dangerous.
yo gurneesh… heres your double vodka redbull.

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