gutterfinger
what happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting “between the cracks” of the keys. a play on “b-tterfinger” and “gutterball”, and the dictionary meaning of “gutter”.
why do i keep on getting “ansewr” for “answer”? it must be my gutterfinger!
someone who makes a lot of dirty typos, especially on aim.
my ex is such a gutterfingers, he’s always typing stuff like “it’s hard enough to get them to take p-n-sillin” and “that would be bad, wouldn’t t-t”.
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