gutz


to be utterly gutted, to have failed, to be a m-ssive fail. to wake up and discover you are maverick74 and you’re depressed, wife, drug & alcohol dependent depressive who hasn’t done a full weeks work in almost 3 years.
mate 1: “my mother’s been seriously injured in a road accident”
mate 2: “gutz, mate!”
mate: “no, head injuries, she’s in the intensive care unit at the hospital…”
mate 2: “no, i mean ‘gutz’, like gutted or fail, you know…er…oh never mind…
mate 1: “you remind me of a ‘young promising black footballer’
mate 2: “why? i’m a 33 year old middle cl-ss white boy with a penchant for linguistics and twisting and moulding our wonderful english language”

mate 1: “oh, sh-t, i lost 50 quid in 35 mins playing poker online last night”
mate 2: “gutzzzzzz”
female reproductive organs; v-g-n-; p-ssy; gash; the act of getting laid;
hey larry, you get gutz last night? no?! didn’t think so.

woodya look at them gutz?
the internal bearings of a bicycle wheel. common among african americans in detroit.
n-gg-, i used to take da gutz out and everythang.
gutz a completly cool guy who is an amazing frisbee player and enjoys making fun of everyone who is shorter and any other race than himself and laughs when people get hurt

the mighty gutz is amazing
the mighty gutz is amazing

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