guyote
male who prefers to feed only when the object appears in some way helpless (e.g. – recently dumped from a long term relationship, intoxicated, or asleep).
sally: julie’s boyfriend just told her he’s seeing some other girl. think she’s coming out tonight.
jane: be prepared to fight off the guyotes, then. they can smell any breakup within a five mile radius, and i don’t need to be taking her leftover shots of jager all night.
a manther, but ten years older. guy + coyote = guyote. usually hunt alone, preferring small, easily attainable game. may resort to scavenging if desperate. are often difficult to remove from populated areas. commonly attracted to, but easily intimidated by cougars.
i was playing pool with my buddy, pel, when a couple of manthers, a cougar and a guyote with a gray ponytail came and tried to take our table.
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