guys’ weekend away


an exceptionally fun event that typically occurs on a periodic basis (once/twice a year). it is an event joined by a group of married (or previously married) close male friends for the purposes of a weekend of unbridled joy.
the weekend includes activities normally enjoyed only by men.
some of these activities include:
– drinking
– camping
– cooking food on an open fire
– partying by a campfire
– frank discussions about unusual/interesting s-xual events of the previous year
– the act of telling recurring jokes, recurring themes or digs on various parties in the group
– practical jokes
– long hikes into the wilderness
– dangerous stunts
– exchange of secrets the men wouldn’t tell their significant other
– tomfoolery
– contests of manhood (lifting large objects, swim contests, etc)
– dares (daring random women to “show me your t-ts!”)

often the weekend’s events create incredibly vivid memories that can (and will) be discussed by this group of friends ad-nauseum (for their wives) until the next weekend event.
when is the next guys’ weekend away dude?? i need a break from the wife and kids, and could use a couple days of pure joy!

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