Guzed
when you have been jinxed or cursed with misfortune; usually the result of a touch or a moment in the presence of a jinxed, cursed person. once you have been guzed it cannot be wiped off and there are no known treatments.
jeff weaver was on his way to a successful career until he was guzed. guzed so strong, that he has yet to recover.
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