Guzior


a guzior is a person who is distinctly talented at grinding at homecoming dances. a guzior is a s-x machine. this is evidenced by his -rg-smic s-x face, which woman -rg-sm at the sight of. the vast s-x appeal of a guzior also appeals to men as well. men can’t help but j-zz their pants as they watch a guzior complete a varsity cross country race. a guzior is also very artistically talented. he routinely displays his artistic talent as a trumpet player in the eagan high school wind ensemble. if you ever insult a guzior, expect a fury of vulgar terms to ensue.
acton: hey guzior good job packing it up with feiock and myself during the last varsity race

guzior: g-d you guys are such d-cks. you never f-cking stop do you?

feiock: no guzior, you are the one who never stops

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