gwumpalump



a member of the bigfoot genus, the gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. since the decline of the gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. it is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .

the adjective form of gwumpalump is gwumpy .
“the last time i encountered a gwumpalump, i was at rock city, tn.”

“man, did you see timmy at the party last weekend?” “yeah, bro! he was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a gwumpalump!”

“don’t be such a gwumpalump, carl.” “rock city was definitely a good value!”

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