Gym Crush
n.
a male or female who attends your gym whom you are s-xually attracted to but only admire and / or flirt with from afar. this person is usually your motivation to go to the gym on days you really don’t feel up to going.
“of all the treadmills in the gym, larry chose to use the one next to his gym crush, the girl that looks like kim kardashian”
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