Gym Rookie
the dumb person; the idiot; sweaty b-ttmunch clueless to other people actually exist; the r-t-rd paying for a year membership that soon will quit working out in about 2 weeks-because they realize it’s not easy being fit “-ss gasket”, who moves your towel off of the equipment where you obviously left it- to indicate your using the equipment still or when your waiting to be next, they are oblivious to your towel hung over the machine; your keys; cell phone or any other personal belongings laying there; while you refill your bottle or get a drink of water.
what the f&-^%? you dumb or something? move it gym rookie!
that towel means someone is using the equipment you dumb gym rookie.
hey gym rookie, i didn’t ask if you wanted to work in with me.
hey! i was on this machine!! you stupid or something?!
i was next you dumb -ss. can’t you see my sh-t here?
helpful hints to gym rookies:
survey the area and wait a couple minutes if there’s stuff near or on the equipment, don’t move it. you might get b-tch slapped or kicked in the b-lls while your doing flys.
driving your bmw or mercedes like you own the road concept doesn’t work in the gym.
stay home and buy a bowflex and a treadmill.
cancel your membership if you don’t figure it out by the time you read this part.
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