gymnastics

n. best sport in the world, requires balance, grace, strength, flexibility, hard work, determination, and is one of the most mental sports ever. it’s the coolest sport to watch cuz all those hot gymnast girls do these amazing tricks that normal people like me could never do.
i wish i could do gymnastics
one of the hardest sports in the world, demanding extreme physical endurance and an ultra-tough mentality.

a gymnast must be flexible, and have near-perfect balance, grace, strength, and endurance.

women’s gymnastics practices on 4 different apparatus, each with it’s own challenges: uneaven bars, balance beam, vault, floor exercise
gymnastics is easy to watch, but i’ve found that it is very hard to do.
a sport played by some of the finest girls. a gymnast is usually hot, but what separates them most from other girls is that they have amazing talent, and are dedicated, among other things. since gymnastics requires such high levels of concentration, gymnasts are also very smart.
i would love to date a gymnast. time to sign up for gymnastics!
a sport which is divided into two different parts : artistic gymnastics -the most popular sport at the olympics after athletics – and rhythmic gymnastics – also in the olympics but not as popular and cl-ssified as a different sport.

in artistic gymnastics there are 8 different apparatus – vault, uneven bars, beam and floor for the women and floor, pommel horse, rings, vault, parallel bars and high bar for the men.

exercises include multiple somersaults/somersaults with twists, jumps and dance elements. requires great power, flexibility, determination and will power, and a high level of fitness.

rhythmic gymnastics, or rsg for short, in a nutsh-ll, involves women – men don’t do rsg – who are too tall for ag bending their bodies into grotesque shapes while chucking either a ball, club, rope or ribbon in the air. requires great flexibility. judging at international compet-tions is often biased and fixed, and the very top gymnasts always seem to get temporarily banned for drug abuse…
person one : we booked our gymnastics tickets for the olympics!!

person two : ag or rsg?

person one : rsg

person two : hahahahahahahahahahaha
that thing you do after s-x to reach the nearest t-shirt.
gymnastics-

“no… wait… you move this way. no, no, not… yeah, that way. now grab that shirt. or the shorts… whatever you can reach. yeah, that’s fine, that’ll work.” -scampers off to bathroom-
f-cking, mating, watersports in bed.
did you score last night? were there any gymnastics?
a sport competed in by girls who think they are way too good for anybody else. they are always short and chunky with little to nothing in the bust area. they can do all these crazy tricks that n-body else can do, but they do it with so little grace it hardly looks good. they go past lovely lines and turn them to look like sh-t. they can’t dance, even though they say they ‘dance’ in their routines. the lines the make are harsh and ugly. the gymnasts usual compare their sport to ballet, saying it is twice as hard when in reality ballet is harder, better and more beautiful, and also requires more grace, beauty, p-ssion, dedication, disciplin, etc. to be a ballerina, you need an exact body shape, you must be skinny and strong, but not show too much muscle in your legs, you must be able to put up with immense amounts of pain, you must be flexible and have extreme turnout, and you need to be able to pull everything off while fooling anybody watching into thinking it is a piece of cake. to be a gymnast, you just need to have started from a young age.
friend 1: g-d gymnastics is ugly.
friend 2: i know. isn’t ballet just so much prettier and better?