Gymster


a word that describes that one -sshole that thinks hes tough sh-t everyone notices while trying to work out at the gym because he makes ridiculously loud noises (usually resembling the sound someone makes while trying to take a sh-t while constipated and/or while masturbating) while lifting only a mild amount of weight.

usually the type of person who is desperate for attention and gets it by acting like a complete idiot at the gym.
“i swear if that gymster doesn’t shut the f-ck up i’m going to kill him.”

“gymsters are starved for attention”

“that guy is lifting 50lbs and acting like hes arnold ”
“yeah what a gymster”

“sounds like someone is having an -rg-sm over there. wtf?”
“its just the local gymster. don’t mind him.”

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