h-bag
hipster douchebag.
plain and simple. most hipsters give off the essence of being a douchebag. so instead of wasting your precious time on saying “hipster douchebag” simply refer to them as a h-bag.
“so jacky, did you go to american apparel?”
“nawh, too many facking h-bags brah.”
h bag known to the jackson, tn area as slang or short for hoe bag (see douchebag). when around young kids or older people h bag sounds much better than hoe bag or even the commonly known douchebag. pretty much describes someone worth about as much as a hoe’s purse or handbag and smells about the same too. much worse than a standard douchebag. fairly offensive without
random chick:who’s gonna be our next president ron paul or obama?
random dude:ohh paul i hope, obama is such a h bag.
Read Also:
- hcslhfeowihofdv
meaning: irritation at lack of directness about badly hidden lesbianage omg those to ‘best friends’ are soo hcslhfeowihofdv
- Headjucation
the act of teaching someone how to give head. dave: how far did you get with mary last night? phil: she sucked my one eyed trouser snake in the back of my motor, almost bit my helmet off though! dave: man, that bint needs some headjucation.
- headlassen
a wicked cool move done by a skateboarder that they made up. “dude that was a headl-ssen move”
- Head push
1. when a man puts his hand on his girlfriend’s head and slowly pushes her head toward his crotch in the hopes of getting a bl-wj-b. 2. jargon for a situation where one is forced to do something that they otherwise would not do. he got caught giving her a head push. what a head […]
- Heafyafying
the act of immersing yourself in the music of matt heafy (the lead singer of the metal group trivium.) the act of listening repeatedly to the music of trivium. ex 1) she must be heafyafying, she has been listening to trivium all day. ex 2) you know he has been heafyafying recently; he knows all […]