h-gaga
a new viral std whereby just watching a lady gaga video will cause you to contract it. there is no know cure for h-gaga except for suicide. symptoms include random babbling of incomprensable lyrics, major depression, deep felt desire to dance with no clothes on, uncontrolable salavating, a rash that will develop legs and walk away, tunnel vision, erectal dsyfunction, hypertension, loss of talent, and a deep rooted desire to become a transvest-te.
john was watching mtv and the new lady gaga video “telephone” came on. he was unable to turn it of before contracting h-gaga. this in turn caused him to loose his mind, drink a box of franzia, ride a mountain bike down some stairs, got a s-x change and killed himself.
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