this literally means hipster.
“is john an…is he an…h word?”
“just say hipster, janet, it isn’t a racial slur.”
- blood geyser
the act of a woman squriting during s*x while on their period. my girl discovered she’s a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night
- septic pressure cooker
the act of having bad diarrhea and using it during *n*l s*x to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces. “she gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night” “i love a good septic pressure cooker before bed”
- soft b*n*r
when the males p*n*s enlarges but failes to become “hard”. “yo dude me and jackie were gonna hit it off last night but i just kept getting soft b*n*rs!”
- ohhh you just got seated
you just got seated. it doesn’t matter how many h’s in “ohh” there is, just more than one. ohhh, you just got seated!