when you haven’t beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light
i just h y p e r n u t all over my hair.
- the hand thing
a movement where you switch your hands back and forth clapping with other people, known as “the hand things.” it came from a video on youtube with some mannequins who started to do it, and called it “the hand thing.” it has now become an official thing to do when you’re with your friends as […]
a line of friends forming an alliance in a line by holding hands to move through a crowd. tom: holy sh*t! how are we gunna get to the front of the show? there are so many people here! marcel: let’s form a friendipede and walk through this crowd! i’ll be in the front!
a derogatory term used by members of the firearms community to refer to people who *ssume one’s political ident*ty based on gun ownership. you’re *ssuming that i’m a republican just because i said i have an ar15? well i’m a democrat, you f*cking cisgunder bigot!
- ell pens
when a girl named ell has a 10 inch purple headed yogert slinger and its longer than yours d*mn it ell the ell pen!s is long for me we are