Habanero Surprise
you and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. you make sure and order the xtra spicy wings. once the meal is finished you fake wash your hands. next you take your girlfriend into the bedroom and begin to finger her. within 30seconds to a minute she will start to feel an excruciating burning sensation start to rage in her now throbbing p-ssy. it will most likely feel as if you have just set her p-ssy on fire with an industrial blow torch. she will scream “fire!!! fire!!” as she really thinks her p-ssy is in flames. you then begin the process of urinating all over her p-ssy to calm the blaze down.
guy: hey honey those wings really got me h-rny.
girl: i know what you mean!
guy to friend: … and then i fake washed my hands and gave her a habanero surprise!
friend: did you p-ss on that b-tch to put out the fire??
guy: sure did!
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