haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly british)
2. a dealer in men’s clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
kramer: our eyes met across the crowded hat store. i, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. oh, i pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and i withdrew, and so we danced. i burned for her, much like the burning during urination that i would experience soon afterwards…
1. a dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. a dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, tr-mm-ngs, etc.
(primarily british)
“the haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats.”
customer: “h-llo guvn’r. i needs a cap”
haberdasher: “good day sir. might i intrest u in this fine 8/4″ lambskin cap?”
customer: “blimey, ’tis a fine hat. i shall purchasae it. how much, whot whot?
1. an insecure woman who usually rejects or ignores societal norms and men.
2. a straight, single, celibate woman that travels with a large shoulder bag.
3. most comfortable in a white t-shirt and jeans, preferable shoeless.
mich-lle: “that haberdasher sure knows how to rock tennis shoes, a hoodie and a hat.”

jack: “the heartbroken haberdasher was h-t in the heart and head by a heartless hipster.”

sierra: “let’s get sushi, it’s what all the cool haberdashers are doing these days.” “i want more ginger!”

erik: “i wish i could be a hip haberdasher, too. well, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.”
when performing s-x doggy-style, you use your partners back as a table for your beverage or food items.
honey, do you mind if we go haberdasher, i need to finish these chicken wings.
one who engages in haberdashing.
look at that haberdasher haberdash.
a well-dressed androgynous woman.
both elly jackson and ellen degeneres are quite the haberdashers.