hack status


(n.) a facebook status posted by an individual other than the profile-owner that usually ridicules the owner and was posted without the owner’s consent.

they are usually vulgar.

the profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embar-ssing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.
news feed:

jane doe is f-cking santa right now.

7 likes 2 comments
john smith: hahaha, jane, i didn’t know you were a chubby chaser.
jane doe: you’re an -sshole, john. this is a hack status.

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