Hadleigh
hadleigh is a small town in rural suffolk ten miles west of ipswich, although there is another town in neighbouring ess-x called this.
hadleigh has only two (very lame) credits to its name.
1. cradle of filth originated from there. (i once sold danny filth a cr-ppy vcr – cheap b-st-rd)
2. katy hill, an ex blue peter presenter, was married in a church in hadleigh. it was attended by such high profile celebs such as “h” from steps.
that’s it. nothing else has ever happened in hadleigh. ever.
guy 1: so where do you live?
guy 2: hadleigh dude.
guy 1: where?
guy: hey girl, you wanna come back to mine?
girl: sure, where do you live?
guy: hadleigh.
girl: …..f-ck….off…..right….now.
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