hadoop


to deceive or outwit (someone) by being cunning or skillful
that’s the last time he’ll hadoop me!
1 more definition
a defecation that occurs during or as the result of rough -n-l s-x. likely originates as a contraction of the phrase “i had to p–p” or “hadda p–p”.
careful, there’s a hadoop in the bed.

sh-t, i just hadooped.

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