haemogoblin


a person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bl–dy discharge from a woman’s v-g-n- during menstruation.
gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from kate’s bl–dy gash and screamed, “i love vampyc-nt!”
2 more definitions
a woman that sucks the life out of any man she encounters. a song was written about this by uk hardcore band chronographs
holy sh-t dude! that girl is such a haemogoblin, stay away!
noun

a microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. can cause death if left untreated.
person 1: i’ve been having some circulation issues recently.
person 2: have you been to see a doctor?
person 1: yeah. he said i have haemogoblins.

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