hage


j-panese term, pr-nounced “ha” (as in ha in harp) + “ge” (as in get); means bald but derogatory, also used to insult people in general, especially dumb or annoying people
-ss: hey man, last night’s soap opera was awsome.

reply: shut up hage
it is the natural combination of hate and rage. akin to the feeling one gets when one would like to break someone’s legs and smash in someone’s skull.
i got the hage for dano.
adj., adv.
hage·ly
1. one who is absurd and over the top in all that he does.
2. one who manages to be demeaning to women in every possible scenario.
3. one who will someday end up in prison for a) criminal mischief, or b) aggravated -ssault.
4. one who would f-ck a mother regardless of how attractive said mother is.
1. that guy is so hage.
2. the gentleman hagely slapped the bride’s -ss as she was cutting the cake.
3. that stupid hage f-cked my mother again.
a guy with a d-ck the size of a baby that remains in a limp state.
hagedorn. you know you who are. hages

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