Hagesher
a region in usy covering philadelphia, cherry hill, the sh-r-, and most everything in between. home to some pretty awesome jews, hagesher is widely considered to be the best of the 17 regions. for more information, go to www.hagesher.org
yaakov: yo, what were you doin’ last night?
shmuel: ya know, the usual. hagesher was having a dance.
yaakov: wtf and you didn’t tell me? youz a d-ck.
shmuel: dude, chill. there’s going to be another one next month.
shmuel: thank g-d.
yaakov: …taking his name in vain? not cool, man.
shmuel: sorry.
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